Revisionist History

Cable television’s popular History Channel, whose logo happens to be a representation of a pyramid with separated capstone, (funny how many large corporations choose that very design,) has recently completed a such a smooth 180 degree about face the maneuver would make champion snowboarder Shawn White proud. The History Channel, or more suitably the Hitler Channel due to their apparent agenda to air more Nazi footage than an Indiana Jones Movie, has since its inception been an echoing voice of the dark masters propaganda machine. In the rare instances when the Nazi’s aren’t goose stepping across my television screen, the History Channel roles out for our viewing pleasure Michael Shermer and Joe Nickell, two over worked spin doctors who have for many years buried such diverse topics ranging from 911 all the way to sasquatch in a thick layer of the Mike and Joe brand of horse manure.    

Suddenly though, as we near ever closer to an inevitable first contact with the massive fleet of the Galactic Federation who are currently stationed on and around our planet, the order came down from upstairs to the producers of the History Channel who now are diligently running a wonderful documentary series entitled Ancient Aliens. Extremely informative and well crafted, Ancient Aliens serves as a ringing alarm clock to those still sleepy to the enormous wealth of evidence that suggests our planet and its inhabitants are and have always been a colony of several different galactic civilizations. Through the careful and impartial examination of Mayan artifacts, Egyptian records, Biblical scripture, and countless other sources of provocative evidence, Ancient Aliens will force many to finally reevaluate their outdated belief systems, just in time for the great consciousness shift of humanity already underway; all without two words from Mike and Joe, whose services seem to be no longer required by the History Channel. No word yet on how long the National Geographic Channel will continue to cut checks to Mike and Joe, but with UFO disclosure the topic of discussion behind the closed doors of Earth’s shadow regime, Mike and Joe are sure to be making an appearance at an unemployment office near you very soon.